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The following is every text message I received during the four days of Lollapalooza.  Incoming messages only.

Hey will you RSVP us to the party at Green Dolphin?  DPM is tonight player- we will have the back drop for the portraits-  tell your model friends.  Hey it's anne lee I get in tonight at 9.  What's happening tonight?  What's happening at Empire?  Coolio.  Where can I get some damn good chicken wings?  Sweet alices last night.  come celebrate what never was.  open bar from 9 till something... 1415 milwaukee.  and wood.  Clayton!  It's patrick.  Just settling in to hotel etc.  What are u up to late?  Cool cool.  I will most likely see u thereee.  It's my birthday!  What are YOU going to do?  Huh?  Yes!  Debonair please come.  SMARTBAR 21+ The New Guard presents DJ FIXX tonite @ Smartbar w/ Keith MacKenzie, Local Hero and John Opiola.  FREE EVENT!  Come out & enjoy the warm weather!  K thanks.  I fell asleep for a while.  Ate bad food tonight.  Not feel so well.  Sorry broham.  Wanna know a secret?  Daft punk is djing at the hideout.  Hey, I'm with ellie and she is wondering if she should bring her camera out.  Are the clubs here cool with it in general?  Hells yeah.  Ay called u back.  What's going on?  We're gonna come over and say hi in a second.  What's the addy?  OK I'm here.  No daft punk yet.  The dj here is fun though.  Dunno he's cool though.  U here anything about daft?  What are u gonna do?  I'm sticking around.  I don't think they're gonna b here but there is some strange activity going on so its possible.... Ok ttyl.  Where r u?  I'm here too! Where?  Where r u?  We're outside.  I can't.  Hey homo.  Hey! Sooooo.  What are you doing?  I left but need some action, haha.  I'm at continental, haha.  Lola, I dunno.  We couldn't find you to say goodbye tonight.  OK goodnight.

Who is this?  I just got a new phone.  I'm not there.  Will be in about 1 hour, will let you know.  Where'd you run away to? Oh shit!  Yeah I'm there at 5 for Rapture.  Outside Lollapalooza.  U can get me in?? ;-).  Sick dude.  Leaving cubs game now.  I'll texy when im there.  How goes it?  Fun?  Have fun.  Ill def let you know what we are doing.  Where you gonna be for Rapture?  We're heading there now.  Fucking crist.  I just found out that the tix promised to me are not vip as they were supposed to be.  Can you help at all?  m uuu Aaaaayyyyyyeeeeeee!!  In the middle.  Prolly 30 feet back.  Where you?  Nice.  money money money.  No worries.  Wasn't holding my breath.  Thanks anyways.  Is anything good going on tonight?  Eeer don't really want to go over there anyways- thanks.  Well let me know if you hear about anything.  Yeah!  We're back of main stage now.  Can you get back here?  Ahaha.  Ok.  I think we are gonna try to see it from here.  Let's connect after!!  Heyy dude.  U at daft punk?  Yess.  Where u at?  Are you still planning on going to the green dolphin?  Sorry phone died whats up?  What time yu go to afterparty?  I'll kill you.  What time and are you having fun still?  If you get out of there at a decent time and you want to come over before you go we just got pizza and have leftovers.  Ok you're welcome, have fun.  Hey!  We're leaving in a second.  Meet us at our hotel!  The silversmith on wabasha.  We are going to walk there in 5 mins.  I dunno right by the madison train stop.  come NOW.  Clippity clipper anyone?  OK we're in.  Are you at green dolphinnnn?  Omfg the line is huge.  Full of euro peeps too haha.  Come to smart bar.  I'll get you in.  wot u doin?  Oh man what a night.

I'm not sure when we're heading down.  Probably like 4 or 5ish.  Sure.  Hey we are going to go with you tonight to DEBONAIR if that is still ok.  Hey!  Just getting fest.  Where you at?  Cool.  Ill see you at yyys prob.  How's that rent check coming?  And are you out 2nite?  I dj at debonair then I'm going to sonarteque for faint djing.  Ill be there around 1030.  Dear clay, sup in downtown?  I just woke up form a two hour nap and am trying to motivate myself to get out of bed.  Where are you going tonight?  Can we still come?  Thats ok, thanks.  DUH!  You at the bar still?  So is here.  Where are you?  Let's go to Tumans!  Not at sono r u?  How is it?  Bout to go to sono I think.  Whatcha think?  I think you put roofies in my drink.  Where are you?  Come keep me company.  Is css there?  What happened to you?  M coming I think.  Your beautiful bring me to afterparty.  U still at debonair?  Good?  Can I still get in u think???  Haha.  I'm on the list I just wondered if theyed still let people on.  Its cool.  I dont wanna damage your name.  Where to go seriously??  Hook it!!!!!!!

Are you going to lolla today?  Haha tellllll me about it dude.  Well we should chill I'm gonna get wasted again to cure the hang over.  I'm starving.  I'm at lolla.  Why aren't you?  Iggy and the stooges!!!  Are you daft??  Yr lame.  Worst pun ever.  Loser.  This morning was kinda rough for me!  I think i was a bit tarded too.  Please dont appologize and we can pretend it was normal, eh? :)  Coming over at 4:30 to visit kitties & clean litter.  Let me know if thats a problem.  Have fun.  Hey industry peeps, DiscoSteed Bday beatdown tonight at Smartbar w/ Major Taylor, Zebo, James Lauer, No Cover, 10pm-4am, $5 Shot and a beer, 3730 N Clark -Pauly.  I'm on my way.  Baby I am having the bestest bestest time.  I just wish you were here.  Hahahahah from the commoners crowd.??  You here mister?  Unforgiveable!! You going to hard rock tonight?  You gonna be at your place in 30 minutes?  Is debonair open til 4 tonight?  Who's djing?  Bummmmmmmmmmer.  How is the day going?  Anything?  At dinner what up?  Nope.  Kho might be there.  Did you hear from them?  I put u on the list for hard rock.  Yep.  Where you at?  Wanna meet up?  Not yet.  Later tho.  Do you think there will be a cover tonight?  For sure.  Come to our hotel!  Ahaaa I dunno.  Sounds good.  Dinner.  Come at 10:00.  Damn.  I actually left this morning but am stuck at Ohare til six am.  Major bummer haha.  Word!  Same to u and definately do that.  I'm there for five more months then heading to Japan for a year.  Tonight!!!!  Smartbar w/ Major Taylor, Zebo, James Lauer, No Cover, 10pm-4am, $5 Shot and a Beer, 3730 N Clark.  Rock!  Rave!  Radd.  Hope to see you then.  Peace.  Are you at the hard rock?  Tough getting in now?  OK we're trying to get there.  I have my laminate I just dont feel like waiting a fucking ton.  Fuckin bouncers.  Won't let me into the doubledoor cause I have a camera.  I am.  Hey dude are we gonna have trouble getting in?  Where r u???  How is the hard rock?  Take your time we just got here.  It's dead but nice at the same time.  Nope.  I'm beyond annoyed.  Oh ok.  Debs is getting a little busier.  I got a darkwave tshirt woohoo!  Hey they're not letting us innnnnnn is there anything you can dooo?  I mean I have a laminate...but it's capacity.  Are you coming?  R kelly is here.  That would be easy if I was 14.  Who?  I'm at home.  No deb pics.  Wow.  Interesting.  I don't even care.  I'm done being social for the evening.  Have fun.  Danny masterson & r kelly at debonair now!  Hey, it's j.illwhere da party at?  Where are you?  We cant.  Come get up quick.  Who is harris?  They are kicking us out.  ok we are outside.  Ok.  Is some one going to tell us we can get in?  We are going to roll.  Where are you?  Tracy is mad at me AHHH, Fucking whatever!  Call me when you wake up.

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